Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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