The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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