I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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