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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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