Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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