You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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