I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
