i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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