woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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