just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Actions speak louder than pants.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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