I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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