it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The ass gains better be worth it
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