Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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