But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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