No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
