marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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