Nicole vs. Life
I puked a lego.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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