They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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