Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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