Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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