How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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