We won't sleep together?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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