so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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