Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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