do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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