my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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