only if we run a train.
done.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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