I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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