Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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