We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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