I'd wear matching sweaters with you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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