doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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