you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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