Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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