love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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