so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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