Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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