Banned from zoo.
Again?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
