Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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