Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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