i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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