yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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