ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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