I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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