What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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