omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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