and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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