i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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