Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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