i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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