You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My life is pants optional.
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