And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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