i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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