Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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