with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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