Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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