at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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