we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I think I just sharted jello shots
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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