I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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